PARAPHILIA: /Melolagnia/ A state of sexual arousal caused by music.


(Music) Festival season is fast approaching… cue the Hipsters. We’re about to enter a three month alternate reality that’s all about obscure head-gear and clichéd conversations about how ‘Lola and Bonaroo are so totally my scene for next year’.

Somewhere in all the fluff, everyone seems to have forgotten what music festivals are actually about… the music. It’s the music that should be the center of your every conversation, the sole reason for you to get high. It should overpower every other sense and render you in a cold-sweating heap of sensation. So do us all a favor, burn your flowered hairbands and fringe clothing and focus on the music instead.

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